I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom from the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.